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# Later.
There has been a hedgehog mooching around the bottom of my garden these last few weeks. Whilst out on the terrace ( where I am banished to smoke ) last night and you should have heard the noise coming from the bush. There was some almighty scratching going on and it was super loud!
I think I shall have to trap the beast because with the fleas from that and the neighbour's cats ( which I have been informed I can no longer shoot for trespass ) I don't think it's very healthy down there now.

Oh and this afternoon the squirrels were tearing it up with the blackbirds for dominance of the hawthorn tree. Which was fun, for the length of a fag.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# And next week on the Really Wild Show...
:OD
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I am blessed
with all kinds of vermin fauna in my garden. I considered taking some pictures of the impressive squirrel-bird match-up and then I thought to myself, why? b3ta is not fucking flickr, they are not interested in my snaps ( make notes noobs ).
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *resists the urge to post a pic of Panasonic as Brian Blessed*
I've got one robin, about 10 frogs and a fox on my allotment.

They're not very interesting. They just mooch about. Or, in the cast of the fox, scream like buggery at night.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)