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# poor little fella.. got over excited


off to the doctors :( later board
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Aw!
Cayoooot!

They're getting the practice in before they grow up and start doing this

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# its wednesday
BELM
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I thought I'd bring a bit of (shortlived) joy into your life/lives* by making you think it was Friday


*delete as applicable
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# im not a cat
i only have one life
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was addressing the group
but *edit* just for you

*pats head*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i'd prefer it if you rubbed it
and called it a penis like a grown up
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Awwwww
HAhahahahaha!

Woo!

Good luck at the docs!!
:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *thinks about axewound*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Axewound - great name for a heavy metal band
id go and see 'em
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# well thats the cutest golden shower I ever did see
and I've got my little ponies uncut at home.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Tell us your condition and we will give you the cure
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# .... somehow I took the meaning of that to be "tell us what we want to know, and we'll give you the antidote"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahahah! that's cocking awesome :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... way too cute!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Later.
There has been a hedgehog mooching around the bottom of my garden these last few weeks. Whilst out on the terrace ( where I am banished to smoke ) last night and you should have heard the noise coming from the bush. There was some almighty scratching going on and it was super loud!
I think I shall have to trap the beast because with the fleas from that and the neighbour's cats ( which I have been informed I can no longer shoot for trespass ) I don't think it's very healthy down there now.

Oh and this afternoon the squirrels were tearing it up with the blackbirds for dominance of the hawthorn tree. Which was fun, for the length of a fag.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# And next week on the Really Wild Show...
:OD
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I am blessed
with all kinds of vermin fauna in my garden. I considered taking some pictures of the impressive squirrel-bird match-up and then I thought to myself, why? b3ta is not fucking flickr, they are not interested in my snaps ( make notes noobs ).
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *resists the urge to post a pic of Panasonic as Brian Blessed*
I've got one robin, about 10 frogs and a fox on my allotment.

They're not very interesting. They just mooch about. Or, in the cast of the fox, scream like buggery at night.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Haha :D
Am I the only one who thinks they look creepy?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)