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# Richard and Judy
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# It's
Jean Claude Van Damme from that movie where he had a mullet. No Mercy I think it was called.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# If you say so
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I do
*flexes movie biceps*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you said "I do"
you're married to attila now!!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# arse...how much for the wife

anyone
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it looks like the sort of thing Van Damme would do.
"look at me, I can punch a python, I can't be 5ft2 or wear shoe lifts. I'm hard, I punch snakes"

You'd not get a wild constrictor to move anything but it's tongue if it new you were within 40ft of it, let alone attack you. most wild pythons are usually quite handleable as long as you don't get the, just after a meal or whilst shedding.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)