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[challenge entry] they both seem so innocent...

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# little do we know, that was actually britney in the "mr hands" video
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS UNABLE TO TAKE HER HORSE DICK SHOCKER
"I mean, who would have guessed Ms. Spears was incapable of handling a long, girthy horse cock up her shitter? I guess, again, as a society, we've just given the girl too much credit."
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Wait WAHT.
Goodmorning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# have some Britney...
...for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Erruuuugggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# IT'S SO EXTREME SHE HAD TO PAY HIM IN GOLDEN FUCKAPPLES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# OH DEAR
YOUR DONKEY HAS FUCKED HIS TEMPLE RIGHT OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# he deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# THE HUMPBACKED BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# his face rings a bell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# he towers over all other humpbacks...
...(made myself laugh).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# sweet horses is next week. this week they're extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# EXTREME!!!...
...EXTREME FUCKING HORSES!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# versus the rather timid clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)
# like this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# it's o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# WANK WANK WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# already did, you missed it.
there's probably some left on my floor, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Poor Tommy Cooper
Those last few shows were hell
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# golden fuckapples, eh?...
...she is EXTREME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# we're all extreme these days. it's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Breakin' the law...
...Breakin' the law...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# i try and commit at least one crime every day.
today i stole some books and a pin from a gap store.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# evidence..............ALL GAPS CHECK YOUR STOCK...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# i like to stink in their stores.
it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I did the same
except instead of a gap store it was a grenade.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:48, archived)
# BITCHES LEAVE!
/boddicker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# hello.
www.b3ta.com/questions/tightwads/post284355
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Candy, candy, candy.
I can't let you go.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# i ate...
...one of these today. it wasn't very good, but i only bought it for the company's name.

JUST BORN, INC.

just born candy? wut?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# nut chews...
...i mean, peanut chews.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# hot tamales have been sold here forever.
and i know of 'peeps' via the internet, but i'd never heard of any of the rest (or known the company name).

i want to buy it and have them make and market little blastocyte lemon drops.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# old bat cunts...
...haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# poetic liscscscsenscscsce.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# why didn't you compo that horse pic?...
...it IS extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# it's old, it's a repost, i'm bitter....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# cheer up,... we're all in a sinking boat...
...and sooner or later we have to take a gulp of the salty brine (set-up for many jokes)....anyways,...i'm gonna go drink several Guinness' in your honor... see ya later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# have a good time, mister man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# i came back (w/beer)...
...here's my idea of a good time:

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# her shoes are dirty.
i don't think anyone here wants to see my idea of a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)
# nice cup of tea and a chokky bikky?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# so close and yet so far.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# I'm postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)
# you wish, you fucking liar.
you are hanke, and that rhymes with stank.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# ha ha...
...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Its like punk never happened
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)
# that would be awful...
...:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] fwoarrrrr nelly
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# would...
...NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# CENTAURS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# centaur of a woman
with Alpaca CIno
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# this horse's name is Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)