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# I have a spare hand if anyone would like the bridge of their nose massaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *proffers nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *massages*
We will be calm individuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh hang on!
What - all that hippy nonsense about not killing people?

Or do you mean simply not getting all over-excited at the thought of scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# We start small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# did you just delete a post on me
right after I replied? Grumpiness went from nil to 1 out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ohhh I thought you weren't going to
I'm getting into the habit of deleting things people ignore/don't see, b3ta stats is far too familiar with me.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe. Well
'nooning. The answer was nil and I just informed you for no reason that I am about to embark upon inking some pencils for a comic book artist.
Also I know something you don't know and Broony wants to know too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm going to be inking tonight, you coincidental bastard.
Are we allowed to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fiona Maclean.
That is all. May the scurrying commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# What, the playstation girl?
You said that yesterday, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# oh right. well I thought you both missed it at hometime.
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# if by "bridge of their nose"
you mean perineum, fire away
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *looks up perenium in dictionary...*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# We in Schottland call it the "Tisnae"
AS in "'tisnae her arse, and it isnae her fanny"

I believe in Englandshire it can be known as the "Taint"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Many Thanks good sir
I feel informed now

Although I had an idea I knew that already
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# alternatively,
"the barse", "the bunt", "the oops", "the bumper", "the verge", "the hard shoulder", "the goalkeeper", "the middle parting", etc
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
"A fine, acrid substance, found secreted between the anus and bawsack."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I haven't got the right hazmat suit for those sorts of capers.
How about if I tell all the women in Carshalton you're a sensitive guy who won't do anything to harm them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well then you would be lying
And any resulting evil doing would would be on your conscience
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# As long as I can film it I don't give a shit.
I picked Carshalton for a reason, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I don't even know what a Carshalton is
it sounds sexual though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a place dahn sarf. Not all that great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# will you tell them I'm a right
bastard and I'll treat them mean please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've been showing them my scars and telling them you gave them all to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# And then when they ask how, I make my eyes fill with tears
and sit rocking in a corner saying I'm a good girl I'm a good girl I'm a good girl dirty girl dirty girl dirty girl deserves it deserves it dirty dirty dirty girl *tears some hair out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh now you've done it.
No more work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Someone's off down to Carshalton...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Jesus ... !
That's really quite dark.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I was going to say something about showing them the infected bite mark
on the back of my neck from where he held me still like a tom cat, but I decided on that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)