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[challenge entry] Pearoast
Kinda relevant


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(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Im sorry b3ta isnt here right now
please leave a pea-roast after the tone

beeep
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Has it really come to this?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Would, would
Would, would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You are The Equaliser
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I have a spare hand if anyone would like the bridge of their nose massaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *proffers nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *massages*
We will be calm individuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh hang on!
What - all that hippy nonsense about not killing people?

Or do you mean simply not getting all over-excited at the thought of scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# We start small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# did you just delete a post on me
right after I replied? Grumpiness went from nil to 1 out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ohhh I thought you weren't going to
I'm getting into the habit of deleting things people ignore/don't see, b3ta stats is far too familiar with me.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe. Well
'nooning. The answer was nil and I just informed you for no reason that I am about to embark upon inking some pencils for a comic book artist.
Also I know something you don't know and Broony wants to know too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm going to be inking tonight, you coincidental bastard.
Are we allowed to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fiona Maclean.
That is all. May the scurrying commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# What, the playstation girl?
You said that yesterday, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# oh right. well I thought you both missed it at hometime.
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# if by "bridge of their nose"
you mean perineum, fire away
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *looks up perenium in dictionary...*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# We in Schottland call it the "Tisnae"
AS in "'tisnae her arse, and it isnae her fanny"

I believe in Englandshire it can be known as the "Taint"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Many Thanks good sir
I feel informed now

Although I had an idea I knew that already
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# alternatively,
"the barse", "the bunt", "the oops", "the bumper", "the verge", "the hard shoulder", "the goalkeeper", "the middle parting", etc
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
"A fine, acrid substance, found secreted between the anus and bawsack."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I haven't got the right hazmat suit for those sorts of capers.
How about if I tell all the women in Carshalton you're a sensitive guy who won't do anything to harm them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well then you would be lying
And any resulting evil doing would would be on your conscience
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# As long as I can film it I don't give a shit.
I picked Carshalton for a reason, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I don't even know what a Carshalton is
it sounds sexual though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a place dahn sarf. Not all that great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# will you tell them I'm a right
bastard and I'll treat them mean please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've been showing them my scars and telling them you gave them all to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# And then when they ask how, I make my eyes fill with tears
and sit rocking in a corner saying I'm a good girl I'm a good girl I'm a good girl dirty girl dirty girl dirty girl deserves it deserves it dirty dirty dirty girl *tears some hair out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh now you've done it.
No more work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Someone's off down to Carshalton...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Jesus ... !
That's really quite dark.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I was going to say something about showing them the infected bite mark
on the back of my neck from where he held me still like a tom cat, but I decided on that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pearoast..................relevance............it contains a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# can i post a pic of Matthew Broderick's bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is that relevent, and what's it about?
Pearoasts go in an existing thread, you can still compo them if you're desperate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ok
whoops. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Save the Thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# well that sure is EXTREME TO TEH MAX, DUUUUUDE!
or maybe not.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)