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# Sweetie
I am of the mindset that no matter how big that woman gets or how small, she's sexier than most of us can ever hope to be and I'd count myself a very lucky Captain if I were to be offered her nethers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
but she's no Kathleen Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Now there you've got a point.
What a top lady you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# what's up with you two?
Jennifer Tilly is the thinking man/woman's chubby crumpet of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# She wears sunglasses when playing poker.
The wife likes her, but I think she's too whorish for me. She seems to spill those tits onto the green for no other reason than to distract opponents, and that to me is so cheap.

Also, she's not chubby, she's only about a size 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# get out of my thread fatty-basher
unless you're going to give me praise.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# NEVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)