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# I think it's worth it to hear the crisp clear sound of shit being regurgitated into another woman's mouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# If you can't hear every queef and snowball in perfectly balanced stereo,
it's just not porn. It's artless filth.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Stereo?
Dolby Digital 12.2 surely?
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Not when you share a flat with wierd non-sexual people.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# That's what soundproofing is for!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# At which point one must put down the glue gun and the eggboxes
and wonder if masturbating is really what you want to do with your life...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Or growing a pair and doing it anyway.
Loud as possible. Really stick it up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm eating a curry you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)