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# Well I'm smoking
a normal joint, and I bet I'm enjoying it more than your poncey clove joint =P

Woo to the picture btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Nuh-uh, it's lov-er-ly.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Well fine then
You enjoy your solid poos and clove joints!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Fuck, what I'd give to be able to shit right now.
It's like the carnival has come to town and won't fucking leave!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I know the feeling
for the last 4 days I've been dying for a shit and only just managed to squeeze out a small nugget... Fucking bowels...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# 4 days. FOUR DAYS!
I don't think I've even had a shit in october yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# You'll have to prise it out with your fingers. Maybe a spatula.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# If I was a mathematician I could work it out with a pencil.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Thanks mate
Thought no-one would notice above the kretek smoke.
(hypernation, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Well at my 5 month milestone
I was getting flamed and generally pissing people off, so you're doing a lot better than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Thank God someone is doing it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# *bows*
I was pissed enough as it is...


The gay shift is a lot more bizarre when pissed/stoned...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# A PURPLE CATTERY. FOUR HUNDERED SMILING PLANT POTS. A TRIP TO THE LAKES. ALL PEOPLE CAN BURROW A SUPER CLOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND YOU CUNT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# OH SHIT. IT WORKED. YOU MUST BE STUPID OR HIGH OR SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Something, definitely something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# You wait for moments like that, don't you? Witty retort all ready to go. You just have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# A retort for every moment and a moment for aviary retort.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)