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# Mine too.
*puts feets on radiator*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# its sad that in this day and age its too expensive to put the radiator on
bunch of cunts. hopefully free energy or hot water bottle slippers will come along soon.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Or bring the sun closer to us!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# or some kind of device that transfers the permenant warmth of the crotch area
down towards the feet. that isn't pissing yourself. i have some great idea sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Leg length piss bag?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# that would be a catheter bag.
great for squirting cats with tepid piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Thanks, I usually google stuff, but I really can't be fucked right now.
And I thought it was along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i was thinking more along the lines of an extractor fan type thing
to bellow the warmth down the legs to where it is needed
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ooh, yes
my legs are feeling warmer just thinking about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# cath bags
are fucking annoying and there's no decent straps available to keep them attached to your leg

luckily i've never had one burst on me, just had to empty a couple
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# the velcro straps they come with are shit.
i had to suffer one for a year, they're damned uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# you should try
attaching one to a patient who has just had a joint replaced, and hasn't been out of bed for 2 days
and doesn't help at all when you try and strap it on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# bugger that
i won't even change a baby's nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# haha
luckily i was never allowed to catherterise a patient. that's what i get for not doing nursing :(

as for nappies, when i have kids i'll step up to the mark, but until then the parents need to take responsibility for what they're feeding their kids.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting one to fill up with vodka for the clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# make sure it's a new one.
best bet is to ask a nurse or HCA you know to nick one from work, they may not be able to get the tubing though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)