if you cook your tea in the ovenput your slippers in the bottom of the oven when you've turned the gas off. leave them for 5 minutes, they'll be toasty warm.
if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.
(if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16,
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i microwaved a pair of socks oncein an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18,
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bad idea.i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave.
2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(
(2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:24,
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i know.but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy.
it's not.
(it's not.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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But no prolonged heatyness.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19,
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truebut they're usually warm for long enough to heat your feet so that they, in turn, keep your slippers warm.
either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.
(either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21,
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I love that bit from Withnail & I monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30,
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withnail, you shouldn't mix your drinks! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32,
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