'an old manempties his sack for the enjoyment of children...' is what wikipeado says.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:23,
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and all he gets for his efforts is a mince pie and some milkthe demanding little shits
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:29,
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