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# I'm a ginger
and let me state for the record my smile is a façade.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ^ this
i'm not very ginger but it's enough that i've never cracked an honest smile or laughed an innocent laugh in my life. there's black, rotting ruin where my soul should be.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# it is a disease that effects us all
just one roague gingery hair in a beard, armpit, pubis or eyebrow is enough to spell your eternal damnation. my eyebrows mock me with their browness remindign me of all that i could of been if this curse wasn't recessed onto me.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah
Especially as my eyebrows are thick. And my beard is gingery than my hair.

Damned recessive parents.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# a small tip
to help prevent you're childs ginger anguish.. go asian.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# damn straight
i've always like asian girls anyway. i think i'll go for jobs in japan. tall gingers will be something of a novelty to them.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)