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# when the museum of gronkpan opens, it should be the main exhibit.
high on an onyx pedestal, brilliant spotlights beaming down, and in an apothecary jar lined with spun cotton, your little pet waxball.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I think the spotlights might be a bit dangerous
especially with all that cotton around
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
# i know, i'm trying to destroy your world.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# You're doing a pretty shoddy job, I feel fantastic.
If you're just building me up to tear me down, being able to hear this well is completely awesome, even if it only lasts a day or two.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:25, archived)
# i'm shit at everything, don't feel special.
you should schedule a hearing test, and tell the clinician what happened when you're there.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'm thinking I should get my other ear syringed
sticking my finger in there didn't give the same fantastic results.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# hide something in there before you go see the doctor.
maybe a microchip or a fish tooth.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)