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# remember kids:
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
DRINK FIRST, THEN DRIVE
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Scientifically, depending on the length of your drive
it would be safer to drink and drive at the same time.

Approximately 20 minutes after you've drunk more than the limit is when it will start to affect your driving ability. So as long as you're driving for 20 minutes or less after you've done with the drinking you'll be fine.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hello you.
I haven't seen you for maybe a year. Welcome back!
I love your animations.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# hey there -
cheers - lovely to be back and nice to see you - its mutual!

i haven't been here for far too long - it's true.

am setting the wheels in motion to change that again - hopefully ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# yeah, yeah . . .
yeah . . .that's what you said LAST time! C];0)

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(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:17, archived)
# INVETIGATION: COMPLETE.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# happy birthday, you young fart
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# ok so now I'm wondering what it would feel like to shove that thing back in my ear.
I might write a blog about this.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# did your brain fall out again?
ok, i just read all about it. you should mail it to cockweasle or a local minor celebrity.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# There's a picture a bit further down
YOU BE THE JUDGE
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# yeah, i just saw it and edited my post.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# YOU CAN'T EDIT HISTORY, POSTBEAR
It's shrunk a bit now. I'm keeping it in a plastic lid.

I predict great things for little mister waxball.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# when the museum of gronkpan opens, it should be the main exhibit.
high on an onyx pedestal, brilliant spotlights beaming down, and in an apothecary jar lined with spun cotton, your little pet waxball.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I think the spotlights might be a bit dangerous
especially with all that cotton around
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
# i know, i'm trying to destroy your world.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# You're doing a pretty shoddy job, I feel fantastic.
If you're just building me up to tear me down, being able to hear this well is completely awesome, even if it only lasts a day or two.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:25, archived)
# i'm shit at everything, don't feel special.
you should schedule a hearing test, and tell the clinician what happened when you're there.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'm thinking I should get my other ear syringed
sticking my finger in there didn't give the same fantastic results.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# hide something in there before you go see the doctor.
maybe a microchip or a fish tooth.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)
# i found out that it was christina ricci in that photo and the film was called 'buffalo 66'
turns out its a really great film.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Holy crap, violent femmes
I forgot all about them.

Excellent!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# when i say dance, you'd better dance, motherfucker.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i'm injecting and infecting.
nice work.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I thought it was
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, OR YOU MIGHT SPILL YOUR DRINK!

Woo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# hello!
that's splendid :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)