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# My painter mum just challenged me - at 2 in in the bloody morning! - to 'do' a 'work of art' in less than a minute.
She knows I can't draw, but I'd been taking the piss out of her community art group.

So I dun this with a felt tip on a Kleenex tissue.

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Yes, it shut her up.

Yes, I have been playing Okami.

And now I've got to spend the rest of my life telling her no, I really can't draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# delighted to get an approving twitch from dd after all these years.
Still gonna vote for Ross Perot on Tuesday, doc?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Say it ain't so doc!
Surely there must be a SEXY SEXY LAYDEE party?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# what the shit you talkin about bro?
i wouldnt vote even if i could. fuck that.

change in our government can only happen by the raising of a black flag and the slitting of throats.

puh-lease.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# It's the same over here, too, I'm afraid.
Although we could do without all that flag business.

And the throat unpleasantness, come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# the black flag isn't required, sometimes a sage green one will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# probably not its just this dumb quote i read off of my 'naughty cats' calender.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# i can still raise my sage green flag, right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# feel free to raise whatever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# *raises a ruckus, then the roof, and then a little cain for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# hey doc
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# hey clansoul
let me tell you something i am not a doctor and im pretty sure i dont have dyslexia, crazy stuff, no?

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Not fair

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# It's OK.
I don't mind having to draw on tissues.
After all, when I'm round my mum's place, I can have internets, scanners and all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# that's a benefit?
when i must endure family, i also experience scanners.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# It's a constant, gradual effect, and your link just shows us what it's like sped up.
Like David Attenborough's series about them plants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# those bastard plants, they'll kill us all.
slow motion plantocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# i just watched this two days ago it was so fucking sweet
oh my god this is a good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# did you see the brood and rabid?
they're right up your alley, i think. i loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# those are both cronenberg films, right?
i'll check them out.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# yep. the brood was made just before scanners, rabid a few years earlier.
shivers was in there too, but the two i mentioned are closest to my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# woah
the description for rapid sounds sssso so so awesome. i'm now going to hunt for that film.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# it's terrible and wonderful and fun.
i'm posting here and cleaning stuff and have the teevee on in the background - aliens just ended and the usual suspects began. they're cutting all the swearing out of it and it's hilarious. there's a scene with a police lineup where they're all saying "give me the keys you fucking motherfucker!" or something, but due to swearbot it's become "give me the keys, you fairy godmother!"

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# hhaha i love that kind of stuff, it in someways can be a big improvement on the film when all the filthy languange is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# 'fairy godmother' was a nice creative touch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I killed them all*, so no problem there.

G'night, sweet dreams.





*Disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# it is doubtful that you cannot draw, but likely that you cannot see.
/fake zen koans for gullible roundeyes dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Wood? Treeses?
/can only draw if allowed less than sixty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# blood? jesus?
/will only thaw if true love beckons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# mud? pieces?
/still quite raw, since he so reckons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# food? feces?
/all come from the area where my neck ends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# /good? thesis?
winters are harsh, but springs are fecund.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# yeah, come on now.
too hot. lookin' fantastic
no nips or tucks of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Oh, great. Stay up til 4am making silly rhymes with an internet stranger,
and you suddenly get hit with an invitation to something very orrible and dark indeed.

*shudders*

*logs off*

heh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# my brain is out of rhymes, so i went for the jugular.
see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)