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# I shouldn't tell you about the lazer printer which self harms
and prints onto fire lighters with potassium... while smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# or the 21" nihilist LCD monitor
which is also a racist but is secretly kind to animals and gives all of your money to charity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# or the office chair which constantly performs an ultrascan
of your ass so it can tell YOU when you need to go to the toilet. it informs you by updating your twitter feed and facebook status every 8 minutes with the state of your bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# or the keyboard which tires to give you what you google for
as long as you google for 'how can I contract Hepatitis B?'

It also logs on to your twitter feed and insinuates that you have romantic inclinations towards dead childhood pets
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think that possibly the best idea I've ever had
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I like how you incorporate twitter feeds in most of your ideas

Personally, I believe that twitter embodies what is wrong with modern time internets.

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# me too
hence trying to trivialise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)