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# :(
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# HOLY SHARK BALLS, ROBERT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKE THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# what you need is a laptop
which is also a breville toasty machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# NYOM NYOM
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ... it connects wirelessly to the internet
and embosses your cheese and pickle toasty with an inverted upside down image of the front page of The Metro as seen from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ah, well why didn't you say!
*buys eleventytwo*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I can't help feeling there will be health and safety issues...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I shouldn't tell you about the lazer printer which self harms
and prints onto fire lighters with potassium... while smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# or the 21" nihilist LCD monitor
which is also a racist but is secretly kind to animals and gives all of your money to charity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# or the office chair which constantly performs an ultrascan
of your ass so it can tell YOU when you need to go to the toilet. it informs you by updating your twitter feed and facebook status every 8 minutes with the state of your bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# or the keyboard which tires to give you what you google for
as long as you google for 'how can I contract Hepatitis B?'

It also logs on to your twitter feed and insinuates that you have romantic inclinations towards dead childhood pets
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think that possibly the best idea I've ever had
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I like how you incorporate twitter feeds in most of your ideas

Personally, I believe that twitter embodies what is wrong with modern time internets.

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# me too
hence trying to trivialise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Snacktop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
iBreville Pro
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# THIS IS THE END PEOPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's
torn it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's ok
I've got it cached
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# can you do me a favour and print it off
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I tried printing
off the internet once, but ran out of toner on the b's...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# lol....so sorry to hear about your internets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)