Hey, it's soup.
I'll take what I can get. There's a recession on. *dies of nasty disease*
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Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15,
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I know a happy undertaker.
He's happy because he has the phone numbers of ALL the frustrated widows in the area...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22,
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All true
and flirts like a man possessed.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:41,
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So his is address book is like
Will Self's "The North London Book Of The Dead".
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Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44,
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His little black book = The Necronomicon
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Carlossus,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:47,
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North Wales book of the dead.
The truth is always better than anything I can make up. Met him at a wedding.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50,
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