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# Is that real?
I want to do an animal-mashup thing of this (ingame-screenshot):

But couldn't find anything like a usable source pic for the tarantula face part.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# HAWS WIF MOEHAUK.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Also, "it's".
POSESSIVE, INNIT?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# No
Also see: No
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# CURRENTLY IGNORING: JERU.
REASON: DOUCHE.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Currently ignoring: Clinical advice
Reason: MAGIC CRYSTALS WILL HEAL MY ILL!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# no
it is = it's

its (possesive) = its

it's the only exception to the rule
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Okay, that's alright.
I was actually looking for confirmation. Possessive apostrophes were the only thing I can't be too sure about. I WAS SURE I WAS TAUGHT TO USE APOSTROPHES IN POSSESSIVE SITUATIONS. FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHER UP FOR ME PLEASE.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# His, hers, its.
All technically exceptions, but they predate possessive apostrophes so it would be they that are the exception.

Also: Oneself
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# EXCEPTIONS ARE CUNTS.
I before E, except after C.








APART FROM A FEW EXCEPTIONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA, DICK.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i had a huge rant in the shop today
because someone had placed a flier, trying to sell furniture:

4 chair's, 2 table's, i set of bunk bed's all in good condition's.

i must have ground about an inch off my teeth reading that. i feel dirty just typing it on here :(
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh my word.
I think I might have to hide this post just so I can sleep tonight.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# it is going to give me nightmares
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Greengrocer's apostrophe, been around for years.
Was your rant almost exactly identical to Stew's one in TMWRNJ where he shouts "Show me! Show me this carrot which owns 10p, of course not it can't possibly exist, a capitalist carrot!"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it was along those lines, yes
although not quite as vitriolic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Just take tippex round and tippex out all the apostrophes.
This will probably annoy them for unknown and irrational reasons.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no
i shall leave it there for all peoples to mock.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# an flier??
was reading a menu somewhere (may have been in london) and they'd put an apostrophe before every s.
was horrible


I also think we need to start shooting people who use the word loose when they mean lose
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YES
an flier was the result of changing advertisement to flier, not bad spelling.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# It's not my writing
Blame the people who did the unofficial translation.

EDIT: or not as the case may be
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I STILL MAINTAIN THAT I AM 100% CORRECT.
I AM GRAMMAR DUDE. FEAR MY GRAMMARS.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YOUR GRAMMA SO MEAN!
SHE GOT A MOTORBIKE!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Your gramma's so mean she uses demonstrative pronouns when they're not even wholly necessary.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# use this horse face
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)