my friends tend to say'shut the fuck up, we don't care what you were talking about today on b3ta with someone we've never heard of!'
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42,
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friends are the peoplewho will dress you when you pass out, naked and drunk, on their toilet.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00,
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So that's the cat out of the running then
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08,
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yes, but i'm still trying to catch her out.i will often say things like "catface, have you seen my keys?"
one of these days, she'll forget herself and say "yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit..."
(one of these days, she'll forget herself and say "yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit..."
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11,
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Ninja edit beaten.I used to offer mine cigarettes, then had a terrible thought they might actually accept one.
Not even acid fanciers can handle that sort of thing.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20,
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fear my ninja skills!i'd be chuffed if she spoke to me, i'd be able to ask her why she meows at me for no reason!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24,
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I had to teach my cat to meow/purr.It was traumatised by living with inbred, land grabbing, abusive morons (I'm being polite).
Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.
(Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39,
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