you need a pressure in excess of 4 million atmospheresso I suggest getting hold of some regular Tesco Value generic hydrogen and surreptitiously positioning it under the cushion of Vanessa Feltz (or other salad dodging celebrity of your choosing) prior to her assuming the 'seated' position.
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:02,
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Is there anyone I can pay to do this for me
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:04,
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You could try the ferryman. printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:05,
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