

Story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7707397.stm
in other news: I'm a jobless Giro wrangler!

sorry about your job loss. maybe you could go take the dead guy's money. he doesn't need it now.
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Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:13,
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but no money!
Shush, I'm counting!
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Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:19,
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Shush, I'm counting!

can i have some millions? i need a new everything.
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Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:25,
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Does anyone know where I can get some solid, metallic hydrogen?
I need to be able to transport it.
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Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:49,
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I need to be able to transport it.

so I suggest getting hold of some regular Tesco Value generic hydrogen and surreptitiously positioning it under the cushion of Vanessa Feltz (or other salad dodging celebrity of your choosing) prior to her assuming the 'seated' position.
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Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:02,
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