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# So! to celebrate getting a memory stick to transfer my tattyshop stuff to the work computer.
(i have no internet at home, and no tattyshop at work)
I offer you all some cake..... i hope you all enjoy it, specially the ladies


EDIT: also, doesn anyone know if the quotations make this slanderous/libelous?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha *orders 20*
...


also...


JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ME TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Lucky bastards
He turned me down
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Don't brag.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# 9 out of 10 people
prefer gang rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# my favourite joke in the whole wide world.
but i prefer "9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Jimmy Carr woz 'ere
plus alot more comedians before him...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hurrah for slightly complicated workarounds that enable work avoidance!
and now you can get back to doing saucy vectors :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Got a few already but they're not quite finished........
give it time. (saying that it's taken me over a year and a half since i moved abroad to get a computer and the euqipment to start 'shopping again)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# erm
slightly too big in file size
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# New rules
100K is a-oh-kay
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# or not. as the case may be.
where have you been since the FAQ was updated?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
#
my my you ARE living in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# you really are
a bluff old traditionalist
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ok
*drags himself into 21st Century*

it's getting harder and harder to be a board Nazi.
I remember when this was all just redexes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# still is for me, i'm watching through a b3ta mirror and so anything hosted on the b3ta hosting come out as redex.
it's like being on /talk sometimes, without the massive cunts of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm a bit slow this morning
I read that as you were looking at your screen in the reflection of a mirror like Leonardo Da Vinci.
How terribly dim of me.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
brill.

I have the perfect delivery company

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# HAHAHA i've always loved this, it's a b3ta classic IMHO
for some reason, for the last few weeks i've just had the phrase John Lesley's patented rapecakes repeating again and again in my head... i had to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# lol tiem ............. exhibit A
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)