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# *wants to make a penis joke, but can't think of a possible definition of 'Grum'*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# That's the bits of the head of the penis
that slope away from the frenulum- the bits that look like Jonathan Ross' fringe.

One grum, two grums, 'ooh, my grum's achy' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# so that's what
that bit's called. Hmmm. I like b3ta. You learn stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the banjo string?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# either side
of said string, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ah, i see.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# See, he was actually reading what I wrote.
Unlike some people.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yeah!
*smarms and gives Miss an apple*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# *star*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know fancy words about my cock. It's not my responsibility.
I have, however, concentrated on learning about vaginas, or "pussies" in scientific terminology.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ah...
but correct nomenclature can save on 'left a bit right a bit' vagueness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# SUCK MY FRENULUM, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ha!
nothing like anatomically correct dirty talk to get the ladies going...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# If you'd have read what I wrote
you'd have understood. But nooooooooooooo, someone's obviously heard everything I've got to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I read it.
I just didn't understand it. Look at my cock. Does it look like Johnathan Ross' fringe to you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You're looking at the wrong side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)