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[challenge entry] Ok. Nobody move, or the President gets it...

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Joe
Biden
edit:sorry, Bindun.
editedit:further apologies, it's very nicely done. I just wanted to get that joke in there, quite selfish of me really.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Joe
Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Damn you Monty, you terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *pisses in your mind*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *wanks in your eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You misspelled Bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# you people know
nothing of comedy timing. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# What's the secret
of good comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Office lollerism
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Grumpiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# oh
get lost

;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I should have clarified, really. COMEDIC grumpiness.
*hand gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *wants to make a penis joke, but can't think of a possible definition of "Grum"*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# That's the bits of the head of the penis
that slope away from the frenulum- the bits that look like Jonathan Ross' fringe.

One grum, two grums, 'ooh, my grum's achy' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# so that's what
that bit's called. Hmmm. I like b3ta. You learn stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the banjo string?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# either side
of said string, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ah, i see.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# See, he was actually reading what I wrote.
Unlike some people.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yeah!
*smarms and gives Miss an apple*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# *star*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know fancy words about my cock. It's not my responsibility.
I have, however, concentrated on learning about vaginas, or "pussies" in scientific terminology.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ah...
but correct nomenclature can save on 'left a bit right a bit' vagueness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# SUCK MY FRENULUM, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ha!
nothing like anatomically correct dirty talk to get the ladies going...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# If you'd have read what I wrote
you'd have understood. But nooooooooooooo, someone's obviously heard everything I've got to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I read it.
I just didn't understand it. Look at my cock. Does it look like Johnathan Ross' fringe to you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You're looking at the wrong side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I was discussing the idea at a halloween party
that tragedy plus time equal comedy, and that some people suffer from 'Comedy Lag'(c) where they are opperating behind the rest of us.

my friend said "that's fine but the skeleton in the bath is not going to be wearing an Everton shirt."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
did you go for two skeletons wearing Man Utd shirts instead?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# fuck, now I wish
I could remember all those jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# How do you stop a nose-bleed?
Kill her. And her friend. In the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# you misspelt the Plumber ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You misspelled Bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh yeh...
www.b3ta.com/board/8892375

Mustamistit
(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that wasn't
the one I was thinking of either.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Which one then?
Can't find it
(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I searched but didn't find
it. It might have been a animation, it's all a bit hazy.
Might have been before the challenge too.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# In that case have an ex-President pearoast...
(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# what a face haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hello?
bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# another quality
sig, brought to you by GSTQ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Needs more Joe Biden
and Mrs Obama

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# late pffts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)