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# i'm currently wearing a tshirt and shorts :D
i don't wear perfume... not even doe urine... i have shaved with a knife and used hot things to pierce spots and i've not pulled the pin on those fireworks yet... but they do make great paper weights
YEAH! i'm a man! rah! (okay so my feet are purple but shh)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Grenade paperwieghts would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# shame i don't have any paper
i didn't burn it... *throws meat on the fire*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You think it's not real eh?
My Uncle was in the TA before he got thrown out for blowing up half of the West-Country with C4.
Still doubt me? Pull the pin, I feckin' dare ya!

OHJEEZUSCHRISTWHYDIDYOUPULLTHEPIN?OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
WE'REALLGONNADIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# best thing i found... (i say "i" i mean my dad) was a shell (quite a big one) that had grown into the tree that he was cutting down with a chainsaw
brrrr chink chink chink - wtf? chop chop chop - o0o shiney (really rusty) - no explosives in it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)