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# i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
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# haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)