My shower is broken
I wish Hulkman would come round and fit me up with one of these. Hogan knows best after all.
First post, gentle etc. and apologies for rubbishisity.
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I wish Hulkman would come round and fit me up with one of these. Hogan knows best after all.
First post, gentle etc. and apologies for rubbishisity.
From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)
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no matter how bad the post
(and i'm not saying it's bad), if you delete the thread, people tend to get very angry.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48,
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even at this time of night
i think the delete button should be removed from new threads
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49,
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hell, yes
i'm not heading down the bunker at this time of night! tea and biscuits tends to be swapped for toast and horlicks after midnight :(
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:52,
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no, don't relurk
it's really not bad at all. i think the original answer was meant to be ironic
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:51,
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woman
but i'm not really gentle, i can cause some vicious carpet burns ;)
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03,
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i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18,
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haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22,
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There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32,
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i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37,
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EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
no no
don't lurk, this works sunshine.
next time you finish a piece though, wait half an hour. look at it again and see what you could do to improve it (or wait half an hour and make the excuse that you're using paint.net
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59,
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next time you finish a piece though, wait half an hour. look at it again and see what you could do to improve it (or wait half an hour and make the excuse that you're using paint.net
Understood
I did apologise for rubbishisity though...in future i will apologise more.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06,
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nah
don't bother apologising, just give people abuse, it's the only way to get respect attention around here
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30,
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Haha
no no don't worry about it. It's fine :)
Just post your stuff and have fun.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58,
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Just post your stuff and have fun.