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# If I ever meet Chuck Norris I'm going to call him a prick.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think I love you
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The mental image of you having to force your fingers onto the keys
to write that was quite lovely.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# As opposed to moving them BY TELEPATHY!
I did consciously add the word think afterwards. And also use someone as a proxy to type it.

Whilst standing in another county.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Gosh, what a lot of effort.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I heard that if you call Chuck Norris a prick
he punches the soundwaves in mid-air and the fire back into your throat like this "KCIRP" and that's you taught.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Nonsense. I reckon he'd probably cry a bit.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# he's a dick.
I'm just being all ironic due to the 4chan/ebaums/internets worship of him.

He was the first prototype for irritating shit, later usurped by Astley.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I used to like Rick Astley's music
but the internet killed that.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# plus he's a right wing dick.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)