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( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

the shit, and the toilet say sorry for touching his arse and beg for mercy. Then the shit and the toilet cooperate in helping him to wipe his arse, followed by a light rinse and a mint. When Chuck Norris eats the mint, the minty vapours cower in fear in case he beats them up, because he's so hard.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38,
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to write that was quite lovely.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44,
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I did consciously add the word think afterwards. And also use someone as a proxy to type it.
Whilst standing in another county.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:46,
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Whilst standing in another county.

he punches the soundwaves in mid-air and the fire back into your throat like this "KCIRP" and that's you taught.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41,
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I'm just being all ironic due to the 4chan/ebaums/internets worship of him.
He was the first prototype for irritating shit, later usurped by Astley.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47,
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He was the first prototype for irritating shit, later usurped by Astley.

but the internet killed that.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49,
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