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[challenge entry] Well everyone else was doing it, Sir!

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# When Chuck Norris takes a shit...
the shit, and the toilet say sorry for touching his arse and beg for mercy. Then the shit and the toilet cooperate in helping him to wipe his arse, followed by a light rinse and a mint. When Chuck Norris eats the mint, the minty vapours cower in fear in case he beats them up, because he's so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# If I ever meet Chuck Norris I'm going to call him a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think I love you
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The mental image of you having to force your fingers onto the keys
to write that was quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# As opposed to moving them BY TELEPATHY!
I did consciously add the word think afterwards. And also use someone as a proxy to type it.

Whilst standing in another county.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Gosh, what a lot of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I heard that if you call Chuck Norris a prick
he punches the soundwaves in mid-air and the fire back into your throat like this "KCIRP" and that's you taught.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Nonsense. I reckon he'd probably cry a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# he's a dick.
I'm just being all ironic due to the 4chan/ebaums/internets worship of him.

He was the first prototype for irritating shit, later usurped by Astley.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I used to like Rick Astley's music
but the internet killed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# plus he's a right wing dick.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Mr T at the same time as Mr T punches Chuck Norris?
The 1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Doesn't that rather void the point?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# REAL men have skiddies and proud!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *Chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# 'Takes no shit off'?
RUBBISH! I want my money back!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Reminds me of
shiny paper they used to use in municipal bogs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# That's the stuff!
This is a re-work of a mate's in-joke, he calls Public Toilet paper 'John Wayne Paper' and when folks ask why he gives 'em that tagline...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)