This is why I hate the iphone
If I want to slash people up, I'll just buy a fucking stanley knife. Yes, my pockets only have limited space, but that's why I have a backpack.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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hahaha
Why is gaffa tape like The Force from Star Wars?
It's dark one side, light the other and holds the universe togeather:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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ooooh, anti-thiefy too!
"Gimme your phone"
"No" *stabs*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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