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# Back to the day job for Cindy
A nightmare I had last night - prolly bindun I'm sure


(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Who dat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Cindy McCain
She ate my face in a dream I had last night. Didn't like. :(
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i wish someone would eat my face :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Eats Arse on Fires Faeces

* Faeces Face (sorry about that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# how can i forgive you after what you just did?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Tonsil Tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hey! Cindy! Leave pengin's face alone!
I thought it was Gillian McKeith but then realised the face wasn't sour enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought it was that
sour-faced harridan that was in Eastenders but I'm useless with TV folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Thanx Joliet
*shudders at thought of the poo-sifter*
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I dreamt last night that I dreamt about a girl I work with
a dream within a dream if you will, it was odd
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I dreamt that I was watching a new Bottom Live show at the theatre
and when I got home I could only remember the live shows that had gone before the one I'd just seen.

Then I woke up at 5am. Not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I had a dream once
that I woke up, showered, got dressed, went to work and did the 9-5 ... then just as I was about to "go home" I woke up and had to do it for real. Wasn't impressed.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# oooooo
thats a bastard

and why should we not have our tattoos removed?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Indeed...
As for the tattoos - it hurts like hell, costs a fortune and now instead of a nice (if somewhat misguided) tattoo it looks as though I have necrotizing fasciitis, or some similar flesh-eating disease.

Not a good look!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)