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# OI!
it's merely a (gut) reflex that men have no control over. We'd never get to pass on our genes without such tactics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Which serves to perpetuate the myth that you are the bronzed adonis she has been waiting for
and not the workshy layabout she'll end up cleaning up after.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# see above^^ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *makes mental note to teach her future daughters about the tricks men use*
*Then realises that her mother warned her and she didn't listen either*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# there are one or two of us that
don't fit the mold. Surely you saw me naked for 10K? ( sadly never will be as bronzed as you'd want as long as I have a hole in my ass )

my beer gut is still ( barely ) under control aged 43.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Goodness!
The same age as me, eh? How curious....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# astounding.
There is only one way to decide who is best....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# What?
Me buy you a beer?
Isn't that the way these things are done?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I was rather hoping for some kind of competition
whereby we let the ladies of b3ta molest us both and give us marks on our performance.
We might not like the results, but hey....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Cnn we just stick with the beer idea...?
no-one would want to see that ^, frankly - now would they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)