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# eek
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# wow. seamless
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha


( you might not get this, being all foreign and stuff. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i've seen this photo around.
didn't get it though.. being all foreign and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# The TV programme
is called Shameless. It is about a suburb of Manchester ( filmed in Gorton, based upon Ordsall, Salford ) and is one of the funniest and most inspired TV shows I have ever seen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shameless
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# thank you so much for this information!
i can now breath again!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# If you get the chance to download them
I'd suggest that you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# if i didn't get the image
what makes you think i will get a tv programme about suburb of Manchester ( filmed in Gorton, based upon Ordsall, Salford )?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Because it's good and should appeal to anyone.
It would also ive you more insight into the 'chav' mentality that you hear about.
Hey, don't bother, it was just a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha!
one in the middle needs more croissant
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that's excellent
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# being from Manchester and whatnot...
I gets it
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Oooh
a local girl. Up for some grooming?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# no thanks
I like to be unaware of being groomed, you've just killed the moment, well done.
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# bollocks.
I live in Alderley Edge now. You'll come around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# DOUBT IT
you're probably too old anyways :)
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Too old for what?
I'm only after someone to play Ker-Plunk with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# oh okay
:(
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :)
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha look at the seams on the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah, the one on the right looks fooking awful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yikes
I think I'm developing a guilty crush on James May - is that very wrong?
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's the hair.
I think if you realise that, if he has a hair cut, he looks like Tony Blackburn then your guilty crush won't be a problem.

James May
Tony Blackburn
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# why
is hammond's beer belly not in the right beer belly position?
(dogof2head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's in the "suck in your gut" position
that some men adopt when there's a camera in the vicinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# OI!
it's merely a (gut) reflex that men have no control over. We'd never get to pass on our genes without such tactics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Which serves to perpetuate the myth that you are the bronzed adonis she has been waiting for
and not the workshy layabout she'll end up cleaning up after.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# see above^^ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *makes mental note to teach her future daughters about the tricks men use*
*Then realises that her mother warned her and she didn't listen either*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# there are one or two of us that
don't fit the mold. Surely you saw me naked for 10K? ( sadly never will be as bronzed as you'd want as long as I have a hole in my ass )

my beer gut is still ( barely ) under control aged 43.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Goodness!
The same age as me, eh? How curious....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# astounding.
There is only one way to decide who is best....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# What?
Me buy you a beer?
Isn't that the way these things are done?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I was rather hoping for some kind of competition
whereby we let the ladies of b3ta molest us both and give us marks on our performance.
We might not like the results, but hey....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Cnn we just stick with the beer idea...?
no-one would want to see that ^, frankly - now would they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you know you can buy image editors these days
you dont have to edit the raw binary
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You bought yours?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i work for adobe
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I resisted as long as I could, but here goes:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Excuse me, sir but you're under arrest for having caused that man there *points*
To keel over from what we call "Seamshorse Hysterical Giggling"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ^ That's the one I was talking to you about last week
the "sans horse" seamshorse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *tries to stop laughing and get up off the floor*
*fails spectacularly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *wipes tears off keyboard*
oh christ that's so bad it's....
*starts laughing again*
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)