Hope you got your whelk on show
I found this bit of Douglas Adams in the sky

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boff FL OZ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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wow
yes, my whelk is stapled to my foreheed
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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it brings a tear to ones eyes...
when you stab it with the pointy end of the whelk
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boff FL OZ,
Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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