b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8923930 (Thread)

# The best thing I ever did was a shit that went all the way round the U-bend and poked out the water
This is brill
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha
thanks
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# That's not a regular thing for you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# No, I dont eat enough Fibre
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I don't eat any.
I just happen to shit like a king.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I tend to get a fair amount of shotgun blast shits, but thats usually after a heavy session
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# they feel so good
once you're all empty. but fuck me do they stink
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# No, they sting like a bitch, then you sit there for another minute or so pissing out your ass by the feeling of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# "Pebble-dashing the Porcelain" as I like to call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# *cricket applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh more than the description of the poo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# do you have transparent pipes that let you see where your shits end up?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that is summat to be proud of...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Haha, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I just did a hooooooj one! It was bullet hard too. I thought I was going to have to assist with pliers (and maybe ever shackademus too).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Sorry
It's current molesting sewer workers on it's way to the North Sea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Pub poos are best
Especially when you just leave them there, bobbing calmly...
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
good on yer
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)