not lies!when i went missing, the police checked our chest freezer. they told mum that if i'd gone in there, i'd be dead in half an hour.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00,
archived)
I got locked in a freezer at work before, bear in mind it was only for like 10 mins while I sorted out all the produce in thereIt was mighty cold
(
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01,
archived)
i'd got locked in the parkstupid police thought mum had killed me. wtf???
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05,
archived)