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OH HAI THERE GAYSHIFT

ERRRR

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

HARRO!!!

I KNEW THIS WAS YOU.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

OH HAI THERE MINISTER OF RHYMES

HOW IS SHIT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

SAFE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

And with that, good night ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

bedtime?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

When is it never time to jump into bed?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

erm

when there are other options to participate in bedtime activities

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

Really.... ?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

of course

you don't wanna just stick to the bed, right?
be more adventurous

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

Oh ok, the sofa it is then

and maybe the chest freezer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

woah don't sleep on top of there

what if I want an ice pop?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

In there! Sleep in there!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

sleeping in chest freezers can cause a serious case of dead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

LIES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

not lies!

when i went missing, the police checked our chest freezer. they told mum that if i'd gone in there, i'd be dead in half an hour.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

I got locked in a freezer at work before, bear in mind it was only for like 10 mins while I sorted out all the produce in there

It was mighty cold

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

i'd got locked in the park

stupid police thought mum had killed me. wtf???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

But you'll

take up room for ice pops

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

No, they will all be eaten by then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

what you tryna say?!

you callin me fat?!

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

NO, I LIKE ICE LOLLIES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

GOOD

_{wow, my tears taste like sugar}

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

STOP LEAKING SUGAR THEN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

I can't!

it's like I'm pouring straight from the bag

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

As long as it is the good stuff, not that half the sugar sugar

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

i read that as

"my teats taste like sugar"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

haha

teats?!

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

yes, teats.

i briefly believed you had been licking your own nipples :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

haha

nice!

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

if you have been

blessed in the cheb department, it's quite easy to do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

cheb?!

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)

cheb, nork, jug, whatever.

they all mean BOOBIES.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)

Haha, the perfect response

"Does this top make me look fat?"
"I like ice lollies"

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

This is making me laugh more then you can imagine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

is it a bear?cat?WORM?!

my head is going to explode

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

It's a cattlesnake innit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

ITS CAT SNAKE FISH

HALF CAT
HALF SNAKE
HALF FISH

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

hmm

I see

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

OR IS IT

HALF SNAKE
HALF CAT
HALF FISH?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

I'm guessing neither

since 3 halfs make 1 1/2

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)

OR IS IT

HALF FISH
HALF SNAKE
HALF CAT?

_{are you not getting the manbearpig reference :P?}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

I don't get it, no

sorry,my head isn't functioning properly

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

YOU NEED MORE FELINE AQUATIC REPTILES IN YOUR LIFE THEN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

what are you?!

some kind of alternative therapist?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

No, Im a baker!*

_{*may contain traces of lies}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

hmm, are you sure?

I won't bite into you and cause my nut allergy to rocket will I?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

No, I only contain 2 nuts

and they are in a restricted area

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

good

keep it that way

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

AND ALL WOMAN

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

Cat/Watery creature combinations are win :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

Liking the pixels

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

haaaaay

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)

CATSNAKEFISH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

merfish?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8924666

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

i shall continue to call it mercat

as snakes can be found in water, but fish are never found on land.
not alive, anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

NO CATSNAKEFISH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

if you like

i'm too hungover to argue properly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)

i was drinking wine and vodka till 6.30 this morning

coupled with the fact that i had a couple of spliffs for the first time in ages, i now feel like hammered shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

ooo

bummer

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

ah well, it's self inflicted.

won't stop me getting shitfaced on saturday night, i've got a barman to seduce!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)

Heh

Read that as "batman"

:/

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

I reckon

Batman would be harder to seduce :(

(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)

unfortunate but true

robin, on the other hand, is a filthy man-slut.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)

george clooney as batman, hell yes!

his arse in that batsuit just makes me want to sink my teeth in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

You'r right . . . strange things do happen !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

ARGH WHAT?!?!?!?

KILL IT

Im sorta expecting it to wink or blink at me but it isnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

Maybe not . . . but it did go to the hair dessers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

HAhaahhahaha what??!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

There's no end to it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

Hahaa.

the upside down one has a horn!!!

MOAR I SAY MORE!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

It's gettin'inda stretchy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

Elasticatfish

Like Stretch Armstrong, but with more RSPA intervention.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

Errrr HAI!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

OH HAI THERE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

What the Norris is that supposed to be?

('ningles)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHATSOEVER

/alt text

Nings :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

Damn you, alt text

You win, this time.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

Alt text always wins

However few people use/notice it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)