b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8930232 (Thread)

# eurrrrgh you fucking freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *smears you with marzipan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *dies*
tomorrows headlines:

Independent:
BELOVED FLANGE DIES IN MARZIPAN RUBBING INCIDENT - NATION MOURNS

Daily Mail:
DAILY MAIL LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MARZIPAN BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES

Grauniad:
DAILY MAIL IN 'FINALLY GETTING A DECENT CAUSE TO WHINGE ABOUT' SHOCKER!!

Sun:
TITS SPORT TITS IMMIGRANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)