Noir?
I was sniffing a permanent marker pen at work and then I drew this...
The light flowed in through the office blinds like an unwanted relative during the holidays. In my nostrils sat the musk of what I could only describe as permanent marker. Where had the marker come from? What were it's motives? Would it pay me £500 expenses? I didn't know, and at this point I was past caring. The image on the club matchbox came before my eyes, strutting into my mind like a tiger entering the henhouse...
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45,
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The dame walked into my office
she had the kind of walk that said, "Look at me, i've just walked into your office"...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
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Her legs were longer than a winter's night, and her expression just as frosty.
She took a drag on her cigarillo and looked me over. I felt like a piece of meat on a butchers slab.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53,
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