ha ha ha'... I'm not sure nurse - I was putting some curtains up and I fell backwards and next thing I knew I had a chair up my arse...'
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50,
archived)
"...no, no I don't know why the chair leg was greased with chip fat..." Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53,
archived)
"... I ...erm.... think that to pull it outyou're probably going to have to push it in as hard and far as you can, repeatedly.... and call me a bitch while you spit into my eyes... I ... erm... think that's the only way... so I've heard..."
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02,
archived)