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# It's Friday!
And I've been flicking through an Adam Hughes sketchbook.....

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A man sitting on a chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# then what happaned?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He feels a sense of enourmous tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# unexpected not wanting to buy the screenplay
POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ARGH. MY MIND UNRAVELS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# EMBRACE THE UNIVERSAL ELECTRICITY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *shimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# [sound effects]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The chair is upside down
he is actually not so much sitting as taking a chair leg in the anus, he's greased it up with chip fat and is sliding up and down, moaning gently. The man in question is in fact third-rate badger eater Bear Grylls and he's being filmed for the new series of "I'm a Celebrity"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Furthermore he is a busty cat.
WAIT, NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I heartily endorse this idea
Esther Rantzen wanking him off would be the flourish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# were you at the recording?
She wanked him off into the waiting gob of Brian Paddick, who gulped it down hungrily.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# while George Takei took her roughly up the Gary
I, er, borrowed the tape afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The funny thing was
that it turned out George was born without a penis and was merely waggling his bollocks in the direction of Esther's grapes and winnets, there was no penetration at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# poor George
but the way it's shot you really can't tell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# when he was filming Star Trek
he used to put David Rappappapapapop down his trousers to form the appearance of his famous prehensile cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I didn't believe the wife at first when she told me he was in that .... programme.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is he?
I assumed emvee had made it up.
Bear Grylls isn't really in it is he? I definitely made that up!

edit/ just went to the ITV site to check and was immediately confronted with the headline "I'm Bear Grylls!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I actually know who 6 out 10 of them are
that's not bad going
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I picked up either the bog paper or the london shite this week
otherwise I'd have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# while Ant' and Dec' looked on embarrased and uneasy
as they have never yet been able to express their love for one another...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Well; if that's the kind of thing you like to see....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You did it wrroooonnnnnnng.
Baaaaaaaawwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That man is not enough of a smug wanker
to be Bear Grylls.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# bloody hell
that never happened before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I don't know what sort of accent Bear Grylls has
but it's close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
"... I'm not sure nurse - I was putting some curtains up and I fell backwards and next thing I knew I had a chair up my arse..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# "...no, no I don't know why the chair leg was greased with chip fat..."

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# "... I ...erm.... think that to pull it out
you're probably going to have to push it in as hard and far as you can, repeatedly.... and call me a bitch while you spit into my eyes... I ... erm... think that's the only way... so I've heard..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# a bear which refuses to compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ... a basking shark which plays by it's own rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
wheelchairs one wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# a lesbo with an asbo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# a hobo with an oboe
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A Mod in a suit that's Zoot with a Flute!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# a marmoset with a clarinet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# a Toblerone with a saxophone
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# a drunk tit with a drum kit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's just the OED definition of
a drummer

EDIT: Mrs Mangle with a triangle
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :)
"... someone who hangs around with the band..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ...suddenly finding they're in demand?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# the Kaiser with a synthesiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ally McBeal
at the wheels of steel
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Darth Vader
on the master fader
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a couple of flies taken by suprize when they realise they've won first prize.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The last Russian Tzar
with a bass guitar
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hale & Pace on the double bass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# a vampire bat
with a Fender Strat
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Barack Obama
in a lift
with a llama
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# barry manilow in a bungalow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Keith Chegwin, in a yacht, with a headwind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a set of compasses
with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# MIIIIIINK!!
*hugs*
how the hell art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# been better
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh,
well... i'm ok...
whats up matey?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# no job
the kids all have colds and now i've got it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# kids colds are the worstest!
no jobs coming up then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *hands lemsip*
*gives shoulder rub*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a love lorn satsuma crying over the recent death of a pet.
fruit with tits for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# the transvestite owner of a scurrilous website
whoring himself on the streets of Camden
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# no one would want to see such a thing

Of course, if the trnasvestite was depicted as a red squirrell....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Mr. Emap could be that penguin thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# snails at a speedcore gabba party
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# snails love it loud and dirty
the filthy sonic gastropodian whores.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# though they are continually frustrated
by their inability to hold a glowstick
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# bumph..bumph..bumph...bumph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The rest of that pinup :D
Grabbing your hoe and getting to work.

Chloe handing out soup dishes for impoverished badgers in the local soup kitchen. Because she's the giving type.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# this isn't me!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8930601
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Two thirds of Natasha Kaplinsky
I leave it up to you which two
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# pension day
in mad max's local post office
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# A shark picking chum out of his teeth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i hate how programmes about sharks are always invariably about chum
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Are they, I haven't noticed...
I think they tend more to be about big things with teeth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# for a moment they are then out trots the chum and they tell you all about what it's made of and yak, yak, yak
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Are you sure you weren't watching 'Cooking for Sharks' with Gordon Ramsay?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# not if it had Gordon 'arrogant cunt' Ramsay in.
sorry mum...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Must've been 'Two Fat Great Whites' then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
you all set for saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Should be :)
Barring problems with little missus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Art Garfunkel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A mink in the sink
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# was i tap dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Looked more like the jitterbug
with your balls rhythmically swinging
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# WHALES ON STILTS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# More evil beings of Pipingrad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# GMOS with a yellow hue
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# A thoroughly disgruntled looking tortoise.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# nurses, obviously.
but since you already did that, draw a soviet parade.
EDIT: a soviet nurse parade would be the obvious outcome of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# How about a
heavily breasted maiden reflected in a fish tank . . . or summat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's been done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Damn!
Missed it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# How to play...
...Fallout 3 ;)
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# still new so i need to ask
is it a done thing to colour/shade some of your artwork and post it on here?

i realise this is down the board too so you may miss the request
(ganainm, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)