Wandering naked around an empty pub is one of life's great pleasures.
Serving yourself pints. Naked.
Playing darts by yourself. Naked.
Taking all the packets of peanuts off the cardboard picture of a woman in a bikini and piling them on the bar.
Naked.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:58,
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dancing on the tables
naked
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00,
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That's the spirit!
Ah, yes : spirits from the optics...Naked.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08,
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