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# Crude
Doggy.



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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Why am I looking at a filter of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I could have
gone to the pub. I still may do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# it's an option for me too
though there will be birthday bashage tomorrow with drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# There's something very wrong with me zooty
I'm off work tonight, and so was determined to get a good few drinks down me while I could...and I've had precisely one can of beer.

Two if you count root.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I can understand that precisely
but I have monday off! ner!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# NEVAR
count root.

I've had a few. I got a call from some pals in the pub asking me to join them. I'm still in two minds. They are open until 3am though. I'll have another beer and think on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I have some ales to choose from
currently a bottle of St Austell Tribute, which is quite delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I was in St Austell
in the summer. I had a nice time, much beer and no kid burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I am considering a holiday
I definitely require one.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Superjail is a good cartoon I would recommend.
It's like if charlie and the chocolate factory was a cartoon set in a maximum security prison drawn by the guy that did that yellow submarine movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Sounds cool. On a totally unrelated note, I recommend "Dark City".
Although I may be biased in that it has Jennifer Connelly in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# RICHARD O'BRIEN AS A FUCKING ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# GET HIM, MR SLEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm supposed to be going to the pub in about 10 mins
tbh I'm not sure I can be bothered, it would involve getting dressed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Just go naked. You might get free pints?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It didn't work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ...or empty the place

Ooh. Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# silly girl
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Not at all
I'd hardly say I was sex on legs, especially these days, but I can look very presentable and that's fine with me

Naked is a whole other kettle of fish though my good man. Guaranteed most of those men who wouldn't instantly be put off by a woman with a little extra weight on her very sexy curves would still rather see me in a nice outfit than naked. It's just one of those things I think you appreciate more when you know a gal ;)

Anyway. Don't think I'll do the pub, but I will source some proper alcohol now I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# having seen something of you naked
and clothed, I can go on record as saying I think you look great either way.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahah, fair enough
*leaves it*

Edit: Are you bashing tomorrow? you can buy me a pint there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# of course I am
and I shall do precisely this.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Wandering naked around an empty pub is one of life's great pleasures.
Serving yourself pints. Naked.
Playing darts by yourself. Naked.
Taking all the packets of peanuts off the cardboard picture of a woman in a bikini and piling them on the bar.

Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# dancing on the tables
naked
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Ah, yes : spirits from the optics...Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I am currently trying to decide between pub and getting some sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Have you ever been to Roadburn festival?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# No, I have not
nor have I heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ah, just wondering.
It's in Holland and I'm vaguely considering going next year.
www.roadburn.com/frames.html
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It's
no filter you clunge bucket.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Filters are much maligned,
but I like this!

Actually, looks like vectors to meh!

*edit* A NEW QI ON BBC2!!! All other concerns are off, see you in 30...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# New: gimp suits for dogs
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# woof
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# RAINBOW GRADIENT FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ROY G BIV DEVOE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# BEL BIV DEVOE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# how crude is he?
does he bark things like cuntass and shitpisser?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# All he says is
arf arf arf cunt arf.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# surely that should be "motherfucking"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Yay for dogs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I love dogs
Our dog is ace. He's a golden lab and he is just so random.
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Our golden labs died
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh no
:((((
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# We now have springer and irish setter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Springers are lovely
Is the Irish Setter similar to a Red Setter? We had a Red Setter and it was the softest dog I have ever known - it was my fave when I was little. She got run over and I cried for a week apparently.
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yes she is red (actually more of a brown) she is slow and stupid
she sits on her bed urinating on herself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# like yer ma
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh
OK. Bye.
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Shes old and cant control herself, its not her fault
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# A VERY PRETTY KITTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# THAT IS NOT KITTY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# >:(
YOU'VE RUINED ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I TOOK YOU OFF IGNORE JUST SO I COULD REPLY TO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I WISH TO PURCHASE SOME FINE WINES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# AND I TO SELL THEM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN, I'M A SALES TRAINER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)