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# AN ORIGINAL AND EXCITING IDEA.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# FURTHERMORE, I WILL WHORE:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# THIS:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# oh shit yeah!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Holy shit! It's like a chainsaw cutting into a cloud, only the chainsaw has wings and jets. Holy shit.
Please tell me about your beard.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# DIE, CLOUD, YOU DICK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# nice contraption
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# THATS ENOUGH NOW LADDY, DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS? DESTROYING BURNLEY WONT BRING YOUR WIFE BACK, TURN AROUND AND TEAR DOWN THIS BLASTED MACHINE BEFORE ITS THE END OF ALL OF US!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I SEE THIS:
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# IT'S ON NOW, BUTTBOY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# THE SNAKE IS SICKING INTO THE HAPPY CLOUDS MOUTH
A HELICOPTER IS WAITING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A CUP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I WENT AROUND EPIPHANY'S HOUSE AND HE WAS WEARING A HAT AND PISSING ON A BOYS WILLY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# STICK A FEATHER IN THAT CAP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# STICK ONE IN YOUR PEEHOLE.
I'm fucking off now. Byeseeyou.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# fight fight fight!
naked and smeared in butter, please
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hey, Mooey! How ya been? Buttery?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I rely more on Crisp N Dry for my shenanigans,
but times are harder now and I've resorted to margarine.

It just doesn't provide the friction reduction I need :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ever used Flubber?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# It just bounces back out again with a comedy boing sound :(
Plus the crushing guilt of realising you've had anal sex with Robin Williams can be quite overwheliming.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh no. I must rush quickly to a related scenario with hilarious consequences!
Wanna buy my film idea?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# 2: THE KLUMPS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# LOFFLE
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# STOP BEING A WHORE YOU WHORE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I AM GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I HAVE A CATEGORY SIX TEMPER TANTRUM BREWING HERE. RIGHT. HERE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# MEH.
I MUST LEARN SQL IN 2 DAYS OR DIE.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Tell me more.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Tough luck im going to bed.
Enjoy your level 9 tantrum.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# BROAAAGHHBBFFLOOOORRRRM.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)