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# If I met David Bowie right now I'd be all like 'WHOA' because he really really impresses.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# DAVID BOWIE'S GOT THE SWEET SWEET BONERS THAT HE USES TO KILL THE WORLD
HE IS SO IMPRESSIVE
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Sometimes, when its quiet, I paint a lightning bolt on my face and crack a heap of boners.
It'll never measure up to bowie but it's good enough for me.

I wish I was as impressive as he.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# on weekends i put an eyepatch and a kercheif on and try and play my songs for all the neighborhood childrend.
they don't like me. i cannot impress like bowie.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# One day, my friend. One day we will make an imprint of bowie-esque proportions.
BOWIE-ESQUE.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# bowie-esque? i need to find a way to fit this word into all of my future writing assingments and daily conversations.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# It is my life goal to be described as bowie-esque by someone who doesn't know that this is my life goal.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
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(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)