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# Misheard Lyrics #1

At least one of them looks happy!
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Prefer 10 year olds

Also, hellooo and maybe goodnight, not sure what to do yet. Not that good with decisions
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I know...
it's like the Mary Celeste in here tonight :(
i'm just trying to think of a #2 lol
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# ;-)
indeed!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# haw haw haw
there's a bathroom on the right
let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight
fluffed up like a duvet another runner in the night
it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
i'll always be at home with my cheap wine and a female goat.

can't think of any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# 'sausage roll' - rofl
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
hold me closer Tony Danza

and that 1980s song by the Romantics

what I like about jews


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I got all the others, but
i'll always be at home with my cheap wine and a female goat.

stumped me! I am a big fan of Mondegreens, but that one is way out!
is it an international hit or something regional?

edit - who the fook is Barnsie or Brooksie?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# david bowie would kill both of those people with a lazer gun
and then he would molest that dumb peadofile paul mcchartny. DAVID BOWIE IS THE BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# If I met David Bowie right now I'd be all like "WHOA" because he really really impresses.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# DAVID BOWIE'S GOT THE SWEET SWEET BONERS THAT HE USES TO KILL THE WORLD
HE IS SO IMPRESSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Sometimes, when its quiet, I paint a lightning bolt on my face and crack a heap of boners.
It'll never measure up to bowie but it's good enough for me.

I wish I was as impressive as he.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# on weekends i put an eyepatch and a kercheif on and try and play my songs for all the neighborhood childrend.
they don't like me. i cannot impress like bowie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# One day, my friend. One day we will make an imprint of bowie-esque proportions.
BOWIE-ESQUE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# bowie-esque? i need to find a way to fit this word into all of my future writing assingments and daily conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# It is my life goal to be described as bowie-esque by someone who doesn't know that this is my life goal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Put another pie on the jukebox, baby!
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# tranny
...barely passable at that

ever notice how you never saw Joan Jett and Freddie Mercury in the same place at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ESTONIAN MIDGETS:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ....BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)