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# !
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# That clock is 5 minutes slow
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah I was well pissed off
I google searched alarm clock and that was ther just a minute out. So I went as fast as I could:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# you're slow
I make it 9.30
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# My mummy calls it 'special' not slow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# but
the alarm is set for 7am

has the alarm been going off for over 2 hours?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
Wakey wakey hands off snakey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# 9:33
I DECRY THY SLOWNESS!

... although I do need waking up - what cofee do people reccomend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I DECRY YOUR'S SIR!!
YOU ARE FOUR MINUTES LASTER THAN I.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# touche
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i've been up ages
i'm just doing my best to ignore you all in the vain hope you'll all just go away.

'ning, now piss off and leave me in peace
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *wees in your slippers*
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# oooh who got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?
does mr grumpy want some golden grahams?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Can I have Frosties and Soy milk
... I like to confuse my mouth into the day
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# you still here?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# awww mr grumpytrousers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *waves tea in face**
*tea may mean bum
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)