Oh noes, at the end of the year both get really drunk then wake up in her bed. Winnar
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51,
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*starts plotting*
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55,
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fake a break-up with somebody elseget a bottle of vodka, call her and start crying. she'll come over to console you, get drunk with you, feel all kinds of nurturing emotions, then shag you when the vodka kicks in.
result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!
(result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02,
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